Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
You were telling me about how you were gonna marry him, have his children and name them all woodchip.
Not just anyone can homewreck on three continents simultaneously
you are my hero
Soooo my gf got the droid and doesn't have BBM anymore, I think its over for her
she said she likes her vagina punished
being with you and your tiny dick is punishment enough
I ended up taking shots of whiskey and chasing them with potato wedges, I have never felt more Irish
It was beyond pathetic. You yelled her name at every blonde chick we saw hoping it would be her. Then you puked your corn dog
Think I pulled my pelvic muscle.
I think I pulled my ashamed of myself muscle.
bad night - i tried for naughty librarian but could only manage to pull off pissed off barrista.
I like how our relationship transcends the borders of inappropriateness and encompasses all the colors of the inappropriate rainbow.
We're fucking and Lee Greenwood God Bless the USA comes on and he came. It was the most Roll Tide America moment of my life.
I traded him cumming in my face for a year for a Disney annual pass. One giant leap back for feminism, one small step for the adult child Disney fan.
My saturday night consisted of sewing my Halloween costume and watching Blues Clues
You actually...sewed your costume?
You drank the pool water to get rid of your hiccups
i just found a pair of your underwear stuffed behind my harry potter books...was that on purpose?
haha no, it was majik
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