ok understand this, i didn't pay for your dinner bc you said i wasn't going to get a blowjob for at least a month... this isn't a mail-in rebate deal, you gotta pay upfront
I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
You could have chosen coming to fuck me over getting too hammered to drive. But you made your bed, and now you get to jack off alone in it.
she slipped a pinky in my ass. Not sure if I came because I liked it or if I was terrified by it.
Skip school. Seven hour blow job Plus Disney movies. Day of champions
At one point I was giving him a handjob and I started singing Call Me Maybe
Quick! What do I wear on a 4 hour road trip with an older guy in the army I had pantomime sex with in a hotel a few months ago?
i wondered why i had so many splinters in my hand, then i went out to my car and remembered id stolen an entire cactus
I managed to make myself a bowl of apple jacks, took one bite and had to stop eating them because they were making my brain wiggle. How was your comedown?
I'm not judging you. Just know that you could be Queen of The World. Instead you're 5:28 p.m ponging. I hope you're at least winning
He bought a sex swing! He's building the playground of my dreams!!!!
i refuse to give everyone the satisfaction of seeing the results of my acting on my thoughts
His encouragement of my recreational drug use is the backbone of our nonrelationship. That, and rough animal sex and loud music.
I smoked then listened to a voicemail from my mom...I ended up yelling at my phone cause she wasn't answering me. Forgot it was a recording.
HE LITERALLY JUST PEED IN MY ROOM IDK WHAT TO DO HELP
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