forecast for tonight is alcohol, low standards and poor decisions.
just so you know, the whole club saw your tits last night. and booed.
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
there is no 'pace myself' on the blackout express
it is entirely possible that the police will be knocking on the door in 25 minutes
I have no idea what's going on.... I just want to wear my horse sweatshirt and drink vodka.
I will miss his soup and his dick the most
Bathtub guy came to. He helped me roll the fat chick away from the fridge. Shower and breakfast are on. You're plan failed!
Don't get me wrong, I love talking about lube and such, but why are we?
You said you were uncomfortable with your body and then you started making whale noises
I'm so sexually frustrated I feel like I'm going to kill my turtle
You ripped my pants off and gave me the choice use it or lose it what was I suppose to do.
And Mike keeps telling Will that love at first sight is true and this is just a shit show. Help.
Had a one night stand and didnt remember the guys name until he started sending me poems in the mail.
Just saw 4 of my students at Denny's at 4am on a Tuesday. We all pretended not to see each other, as we are all clearly tipsy and/or stoned. Class is in less than 4 hours. Either i'm getting too old for this shit or they're starting on the road to crazy-town much earlier these days.
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