So I've been drinking and I told the bf about the gf he almost fell of his chair
after I pulled back my foreskin she said, "cool like a transformer". I really like her now.
College is just filling the gap until I get a rich girl pregnant
we put the last xanax in the middle and played hungry hungry hippos to see whod get it
fair is fair
This is the time you want your cat to have telepathy with you. To know if the guy downstairs left.
We lost Kevin again. Probably kidnapped by fattie 2 or butter-face 2 from last night. We need names and any information you can give us. Last scene with his shoe laces converted into a belt.
Then, halfway through our conversation, I remembered what you drunkenly told me last night and was all "maintain eye contact, do not look at his massive penis".
I think if I set up a series of baby gates up the stairs each one more difficult to undo then the last that should be able to stop your drunk vagina.
It's probably because the lack of alcohol in your stomach. Alcohol kills bacteria. I am a doctor. Trust me
Who'd have thought a guy with a lisp would be so good with his tongue?
a victory without nudity is not really a victory
I mean, I already hooked up with her boyfriend. The least I can do is accept her facebook friend request.
I'm pretty sure I smell like alcoholism and shame. And it's not a pretty scent.
where are my eyebrows?
Only true party girls take their birth control with Smirnoff.
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