I dont like him- his parents were home and he hid me in his closet like anne frank
scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
I don't care how bad it tastes, i just put it in my mouth and deal with it
I'm buying a chandelier at walmart. WHO'S CLASSY NOW, BITCHES.
we got blazed and looked up peoples criminal records
Thats my favorite, when ex girlfriends become XL ex girlfriends
She threw up a whole curly fry. A. WHOLE. CURLY. FRY.
Be honest with Daniel. He was a good rebound to you for nine months and he made it so you could be with the one you really love and care for now. Just tell him thanks and best of luck.
I am not apologizing for rubbing my balls on your leg...that is a risk you take when you come out to the bar with me
I need to find a more grown up way of dealin with a hangover at the office than pringles and mountain dew at 8:30 am...
We had on the same team jersey so at the time it made sense to hook up.
Duh.
I mean I want to be happy but it's a train wreck that you can't look away from
He has started theming his dick pics. I have one he sent his duck has a sombrero on. Another a Barbie is riding it.
Well.. If you trust a test that only costs a dollar, I'm not pregnant
You shouldn't play strip poker when you're having a wet fart kind of day.
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