is it wrong that I prefer my women with low self esteem and a smidgen of an eating disorder?
last thing I heard her say before I passed out was 'this is great. I never get to be the big spoon.'
the last 2 times weve had drunk sex ive had to get the morning after pill.. he's turning into a real expensive fuck buddy.
This is a dangerous game of "whose life is more pathetic".
just spent the last 4 hours covering his room in sticky notes. Viva Drunk Thursdays.
I'm really proud of myself for not blacking out yet this weekend!
It's a Thursday.
i mean let's face it...the pregnant girl was really slowing us down.
Hooker in the library. I repeat, we have a hooker in the library. This is not a drill.
I just don't understand how she's willing to go through so much planning and effort just to get a dick inside of her
He was pretty bad, I wanted pizza the whole time.
Trying not to ruin Mother's Day with the enormous hickey on my neck. Nice.
I'm just impressed that you can puke without losing your gum
I will fuck anyone who brings me mcdonalds right now
just used my $120 dollar stats book for the first time to kill an ant... good thing i stole it
I'm seriously considering starting a savings account so I'll have bail money this summer.
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