Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
billy ray cyrus is narrating a show on the history channel. my iq cant decide whether to go up or down.
Just dunked an oreo in a white russian. Trying to think of a better experience in my life and failing.
don't worry dude, we didn't fuck on your bed out of respect for you
couldn't find a condom?
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My stomach is revolting cause i have put food in it and no alcohol.
He did a 4 wheel burnout and yelled at the cops "Sorry! It's for a school project!". HOW does he think of this shit?
We invited our waitress tonight to come too.... we told her she had lightning in her veins and in return she taught us a Texas Roadhouse dance so the logical next step was invite her to a kegger.
You say you're gonna take rehab seriously... but i keep imagining it as a training montage for you preparing to snort all of columbia.
That actually is really sweet of you
So the contents found in my winter coats this year: coat 1, condom and 10$. Coat 2, condom and 75$ check. Coat 3, 2.05$ and a sunflower seed.
Obviously coat 3 had the best time since you used the condom and all of the money
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I'm surprised I don't have a permanent face imprint between my boobs.
So we broke my sobriety. Played life size childhood games. Broke into a cold hot tub and got laid. I think this is BFF quality!
I just masturbated to the thought of him straight up talking to me. to us having a conversation. What the hell.
The night was crazy enough that we did a workout. Instructed by the bouncer at 2am
The smoothie place is closed, but the liquor store is open and wine is kinda like a smoothie.
I need my comforter. Pls bring it to me and drape me in it like an animal pelt. Ps I'm naked.
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