So why didn't Edward and the Cullens just kill Hitler?
You need to stop watching Twilight.
so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
I didn't know people actually cried after sex.
I hope he's okay, but I also hope he shows up with an eyepatch
literally. a puddle of blood. on the floor. still searching for the source
We took it as we must go to waffle house or else we will upset the gods.
Alls I remember is making out with that chick.
Nope that was a dude
Just because I don't want to be her booty call doesn't mean I wanna stop getting tit pics. I'm a sucker for double D's
I really want some funfetti cake but I feel like its more socially acceptable to go out and drink
Seriously I'm not after your cock. It's a nice bonus, like finding $20 in the dryer, but not the reason I hang out with you.
My roommates don't agree with the whole tv in the bathroom idea. Fucking barbarians.
I accidentally left my shirt at my booty calls house. He washed it & hung it up for me in his closet. I can't decide if that's sweet or creepy
I feel like I should have held a press conference. The state of my vagina
Pretty sure that I just proved those labels that say "non-flammable" wrong. totally unrelated, We just made your futon fly with a shitload of fireworks
Was make out with a 38 year old lesbian on our bucket list? if it was you can go ahead and cross that one off.
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