So I feel bad, Ross is asking questions, I think they need to know it's a Spanish lesbian bar
Ok, gonna go sleep cuz my brain wants to be smart and not follow my pussy into the danger zone
You force fed me pizza in bed last night. That was fun
At the drs she looked at my back saw your scratch marks and asked "does your back itch a lot?"
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
Drunken snow shoveling. Visiting my family is starting to become a seriously risky venture.
Are you high?
The snorkel mask makes that pretty clear
I yelled "NO FLEX ZONE!!!" at the guy that thinks it's cool to take off his shirt at the party then proceeded to puking
Nothing says I'm committed to you for all eternity like letting him wear crocs to the wedding
The stripper was dressed as the green lantern. Even for a geeky girls' bachelorette party it was lame ass.
Please don't bang more than two exes at a time, just so I won't get confused.
The magnum condom fits. I feel like a manly version of cinderella
I feel like hooking up with you on my floor, sneaking out my window and jumping a fence is an effort that deserves a happy birthday.
Like I'll lick your nuts to make you feel better if you don't get it
tell me about the fingering
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