So many tools at one table, you'd enjoy my italian family
Registered for next semester classes drunk. Let's hope I didn't accidently sign up for history of dinosaurs again...
if im not pregnant im gonna be so pissed for spending the money from my weed fund on the test
wow, a mother in the making
We went into lab today and when no one was looking i touched our cadaver's penis!
they shut off the water. shaving my legs with soda. that desperate.
As soon as he lost the election, the reception's open bar became a cash bar. I have never been so disappointed in my countrymen.
HOW DO I ALWAS FIND THEM?! THERE WAS BE A SOCIETY OF SMALL PENISED MEN AND I MUST BELONG TO IT!
I think I'm drunk at the airport. Oh the possibilities
Her rack rivals that of the deer I shot last season. You need to get after that.
The night got interesting when the random guy next to us handed us a bottle of champagne and the rest of his ciroc bottle. When we asked why he did it, he proceeded to point at his friend who face planted the floor.
I finally broke my dry spell. I did it. D-do-da-Dora.
Well yeah. But im not sure i trust the black out drunk high girl giving life advice
Riddle me this: I can stream porn just fine but try and watch my college class and nooo it won't work
Be there in 4 minutes
I think my time would be better spent seducing the TA then trying to save this paper.
Are you coming over for scrambled eggs and hand jobs?
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