But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
The new Black Eyed Peas song is the stupidest shit I've heard since the last Black Eyed Peas song.
i have absolutely no control over my now miserable and whore-ish lifestyle.
They had a "who can aim further away from the toilet" contest. I'm now washing piss off my ceiling.
I just want one of her status not to be about Jesus.
i want to get drunk and sing the national anthem on your roof again please.
I'm gonna go to bars and pick up women hopped up on democracy.
I am coping with the snow storm with beer and shots of jack. If I were outside in shorts I might be able to pass as a Canadian.
Well it's official, last night I hooked up with the third girl from the apartment downstairs.
Dude that's a hat trick!
I know, I tossed my hat on the floor as I was walking out.
I just want a man to crawl into my bed with me and never crawl out. Anti socialism at his best.
11% beer and firearms, what could possibly go wrong?
An "unreasonable amount of ejaculate" isn't a reason to be angry at me.
We were like one big happy Eskimo family.
I mean, I'm not hammered, but I definitely can't show my face or tits in that bowling alley again
Jack said he hasn't jerked off in like two weeks and he's like a smoldering volcano who wants to bury you like Pompeii with his man gravy
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