Leaving terminator. dude in front of us leaving was wearing a baggy micael vick jersey, cargo shorts and brown crocs. God I hate people.
Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
you know it's bad when you need sunglasses to open the refrigerator
it was literally the size of a crayloa marker. i didnt know what to do with it so i just sat there
I don't see why you're so upset, it's not like you were wearing pants either.
You passed out and she managed to carry you all the way back to your dorm last night. I believe your testicles now her property.
Its become more of a routine.. Whenever I get done eating and have left overs I just take it over to his house and throw it all over the walls and windows. Pay backs a bitch ehhhh
The second I saw you stumbling down the stairs in a princess crown, I knew I had a friend for life.
I can promise you that this new years eve will rival the one from senior year when we got that exchange student deported.
Quick how do you hit on a guy in the car behind you? It's important.
Nick's drunk off his ass and Kyle just Texted me and all he said was "butt pirates from space".
What's clit gel and why is it in my wallet.
Stay strong! Remember we're too uncoordinated to be strippers to make money instead of being a nurse
I havent moved from the couch and I'm licking peanut butter from a spoon, I'm a beautiful person.
G&T. Gin and tonic. GIN AND TONIC. GIN AND TONIC AND FUCKING LIME
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