Dude, she's so old there's a chalk outline where her reproductive organs used to be.
Why do you proceed to call me "Queen La Queefah?"
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
Is it bad that I was more upset about not getting the perfume he told me he had bought for me then the actual breakup?
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Pillow talk just revealed that he originally thought I was 16.
He just sent me a winky face in the middle of setting up a drug deal. You don't do that.
We are keeping it ultra classy drinking 40s and playing croquet with 90s rap blasting in the back ground
You don't know commitment until you try and waterproof a non-waterproof vibrator
Not only did I get beyond cray cray this weekend. My body has nursed itself to plentiful and impeccable health. Fuck you world, I am back.
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Anyway, it's clearly a shapeshifting vagina/AT-AT, which I never said I was SEXUALLY attracted to. Just that I liked it.
I did not know male screamers existed until now. Good for him. Good for my ego.
Last night I watered my lawn and smoked a joint then cooked a steak. I'm really killing this adulthood thing.
I can check masterbating in China off the bucket list.
I'm not 100 percent on this, but I think I just shit a lump of cement. What the fuck happened last night?
Basically we had a threesome in one room and a fivesome in the next room. Its what I like to call a win win situation.
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