i wonder what megan fox's vagina feels like.
Heaven soaked bacon.
When you want to head down the cleveland on Sunday?
What time do the bars open? I dont want to remember how bad theyre gonna lose
my roommate's gf just broke up with him and hes in his room crying and listening to coldplay while beating off to pictures of her...
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
This guy kept running around with a blender giving people shots of everclear and vodka. Best. Toga. Party. Ever.
tell your freshman friends. will trade sexual favors for swipes. ive got dinner tomorrow open and lunch on wed
Listen. You seriously only live once... there aren't that many cinco de mayos left until someone knocks u up and u have to have a shotgun wedding. Man up.
I couldn't tell if they ere dancing or fucking but they won the costume contest
You kept trying to get the girl i brought home to hook up with you by enticing her with 12 baconnators you brought home
I just had to beg some random guy to help me climb through your porch window since the door was locked. FYI...i hear you having sex in there. You could of at least taken a break to unlock the damn door. WTF!!!
You realize we were screaming in the car about our apartment next year because we can "bring home randoms whenever we want" and "stare at each other from our door ways"
shotgunning beer in rite aid bathroom. hurry
You slept on a pillow of digiorno
How many nights in 2015 can we have no one get injured, run away crying, or get into a brawl?
I feel like I don't show you my boobs enough. And you deserve to see them like all the time
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