one word: firstdatebathroomanal
So at this point...I'm sure you heard the story about Saturday night
Ryan just walked out of his frat house with a case of beer, a 6 dollar bottle of vodka, and a pillow. He's good to go.
I worked with a girl tonight that recognized me solely from a keg stand she witnessed me do sophmore year. Needless to say this made my night
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The last thing I said to him last night before telling him he couldn't give me a kiss goodnight was pointing at his dick then at me and saying "this isn't working out"
It hurts to peel the glue off my chest and i keep finding glitter in my hair.
I just wanted to decorate you...
Do you have any booze?
Well I have 60 feet of bubble wrap and a bottle of wine...but I'm saving that for a special girl...
Don't ever give your dog some hamburger at midnight. Its impossible to enjoy a late night burger when your dog just threw it up all over your carpet. Gremlin rules work with dogs.
took some adderal to make my alochol withdrawl less shitty. now im just concentrating on how badly i need a drink
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No, supporting your unemployed boyfriend IS NOT what credit cards are for.
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
Currently doing the walk of shame out of some random girls house with my boyfriend. Talk about relationship goals.
We were making eye contact while i was throwing up.
Give me one good reason why I should go with you.
Free beer.
..pick me up at 8.
I never thought I'd be judging my neighbors sex lives before age 30 but here we are
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