I guess there's a 50 percent chance that it was her that wet my bed.
At McDonald's last night the guy gave you the wrong kind of McFlurry, so you screamed at him, "YOU MCFUCKED UP."
i saw his dick when we were four, so thats kind of ruined for me now
my purse only fit my wallet or the martini shaker. it wasnt even a question of which i was bringing.
Don't get the hula weed. It makes you sleep walk in destructive and confusing ways. I'll explain on Saturday.
I wore a leash I'll tell you about it later I had a fantastic time
We had sex in the tent after his 6th beer and while we were at it we had conversations with the people outside the tent.
That's the point dumbass, I can't use my boss as a reference cause they'd have to fucking call him in prison.
Missing part of a tooth cos I tried to open a beer with my teeth, just saw a dude that looked like bill Cosby though so things are looking up
He always tells me he misses my clit. I feel like I should make a drinking game out of it
Please don't place wagers on my sex life unless you are giving me a cut. With my current sluttiness I feel like I deserve 40% for how much money you'll make
YOUR TITS WERE ON THE TABLE.
That was a very uncomfortable conversation to have without pants on. But his mom was pretty cool about it.
we fucked and then he hand fed me a hot pocket
Her blow jobs are legen wait for it seriously like 9 people I know brag about them dary
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