dude she wont stop talking about little people big world...she said my penis looked like zach roloff and took a picture with her phone?
Do you think there is vodka in heaven?
you let me eat a milky way from your vagina. G is not lettin you hang out for eternity
Please return the baby Jesus and sheep to the quad
you passed out when you kept trying to hold your breath during the underwater scenes of 2012
I heard about the break up and if you need a place to stay my vagina is open for you 24/7
The guy at the rodeo just told me "if ya don't say none, ya don't get none". What the hell does that mean?
Im pretty sure you just got hit on by a gay cowboy.....
I lost my bra at his grandma's house so there's that.
I snapchatted him nudes and he didn't screenshot a single one of them because he's a gentleman.
COCAINE IS GR8
Does sweetest day count when you're spending it with your fuck buddy, high and eating Pizza Hut?
I wanna trust fall face first on a penis.
But at least i made friends with the nice lesbian cop. She knew i was her kind when she had to confiscate my rainbow/pride rolling papers.
how do do this?
do what? Keep standing? Choose between 2 guys?
keep making boys cry?
i think i'm just going to start having sex with his brother, he's much hotter and it would definately be less illegal.
I am certain that you would be a mere freckle on the behemoth of slutty that has taken place at this complex.
Randomize
