normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
you went around grabbing cigarettes out of peoples mouths and claiming you were curing cancer.
Its like I was sleeping with a kid. His gum fell into my hair while sleeping and he just wanted to cuddle.
I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
I thought I would take a shower to wake me up but now I'm naked wet and stoned laying on my bed instead of just stoned laying on my bed
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO LOOK FUCKABLE IN AN ALL NEON SPANDEX JUMPSUIT?
You made a glowstick headband with a helium balloon tied around it and climbed a tree in high heels. I was impressed.
I feel a whole lot better than i did this morning at 3 when one of my roommates discovered me slightly aware of my surroundings and naked in the bath tub with the shower on
maby next time we don't finish the whole box wine just because it tastes like shit
I told you all we needed steroids to survive the tour de franzia, like the bikers. But nobody listened...
At one point, he came in to give her a pep talk, and then after he left, she just kept whispering his name into the toilet between heaves.
First stoner thought of the day: Life would be so much better if there were more things that were biscuits and gravy flavored.
Instead of more alcohol, I decided to drink tea. Lets slow clap it out for me
He took me home and by the time I woke up after catching up on sleep I realized I accidentally put on one of his fiances socks. whoops.
I would say don't do anything I wouldn't do, but we both know I forget about my personal safely when getting laid is on the line
Soo I'm in the trunk of a car drunk about to jump on trampolines. My life rocks!
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