I told him it tasted like his mom..needless to say we were asked to leave.
Just cropdusted the office
9 am. shotgunning while conditioning my hair. i love college football season.
From inside my college history class i see him waving his arms while holding a beer bong trying to get my attention
Tell your boobs to stop staring at me.
i think i pulled off the nice guy thing too well. it just backfired later on when she thought i was actually nice.
Facebook stalking a girl from Germany is harder then you think.you have to copy and paste all this shit into freetranslations.com then try and piece together an awkward sentence. If only I could put this energy into something productive.
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
posting about faith hill is really not helping you get me into your bed
You were drunk it couldn't have been that bad
I've never been drunk enough to enjoy getting a blister on my dick.
Is biking from my house to 6th street for liquor pitchers a good idea or a bad idea
All this studying of HIV makes me want to have sex with you.
walk of shame across osu's campus on game day. i can see all the spots i threw up last night. its like my personal yellow brick road.
Hypothetically speaking, if a girl asks you to fuck her wearing only your hockey helmet, is that socially acceptable?
I thought I was drunk because I kept grabbing his arm instead of his dick
But then I realized it wasn’t his arm and that I was very lucky
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