she said, and i quote, "i want to black out with my rack out"
the last time i saw him was an hour he was floating face down in a pool... but i'm sure he's fine.
Mom just Facebook checked into an Applebees at 2am. Caption: ''WITH THE BESTIEZ.''
What I'm trying to say is, that time you chained me to my dresser and made me beg for it was incredibly romantic.
Her Grandmother felt me up AND paid for dinner. If she doesn't get her shit together I'm gonna be her Step Grandfather.
It's awesome, he has so much more free time now that he's not screwing other girls behind my back
For the record, just because I'm a mess doesn't mean I don't know what I'm talking about when I give you advice. I'm way better at other people's lives.
I really like your cover photo on fb that looks cool
In case birth mom friends me back, thought I should make it less drunk looking.
Also I think I realized when my life started to turn into shambles.. The day I took my high school senior picture WITH A HICKEY ON MY NECK
But can mardi gras accurately capture the essence of my tiny rage?
YOU CAN'T GET A TATTOO BECAUSE OF KPOP FANFICTION. THAT'S NOT HOW LIFE WORKS
I hope I didn’t eat too many edibles just now. I got shit to do today. Like make Jell-O shots and take a shower.
I kicked down a wall in rage and found a door behind the drywall. Once again vandalism solves all my problems.
Why am I not drinking beer at 8:26am is the question
He sent me a text saying his breakfast today was leftover mead and some fruit salad
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