I think I won the penis lottery.
we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
I just got a drinking merit badge from a slutty girl scout
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
buying booze in bulk is always a bad idea. i wish there was some direct deposit-like system
whispering "taste the rainbow" well having sex isn't my biggest turn on.
Just gave my manager part of my viccodin stash-my job is basically secured forever.
and all i could think about was how mcdonalds would not be open anymore after we were done having sex
While in Europe, he bought me a pouring tap to put on my liquor so I don't spill. This means 2 things.1) He really loves me. 2) I'm a noticeable alcoholic.
All I know is that we apparently made a drink we named The Single Girl which is rum, vodka, grain alcohol, and sprite and rolled around in the backyard.
I did too many shots and now a kitten is trying to eat my bagel.
it wasnt even considered partying. it was like "ok, who can get the most shitfaced and not pass out"
Just got hit on by a middle-aged puerto-rican clown who told me that it would be bad to date someone who offers to buy me coffee and makes something of themselves. I love the NY subway.
the saddest part is, this is not even the first time i've woken up in a shopping cart with a concussion.
I just smoked by myself in my childhood bedroom, how happy does it seem I am to be home for Christmas?
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