the chick doesn't look like she's put anything in her mouth for weeks other than his dick.
Where are you?
In a non slutty way
what is it about summer that misdirects my moral compass so much?
It's never good when you wake up covered with burns
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Another Sunday, another 100 chicken nuggets
Unemployment check just came in. As soon as I stop pretending I have morals I'm buying weed. Puff puff pass uncle sam.
i love you man. i hope we fuck some serious shit up this summer.
tonight were gonna drink champagne and watch girls put themselves in awkward position
You know what it feels like? It feels like I'm in that prison from the dark knight rises. That's what being a virgin in college feels like.
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I can't stop drooling did you spike my drink?
While having sex, a German accent isn't sexy.
"The More You Know"
it's like my ID runs away from me when it knows it's time for me to drink
She walked up to me and whispered "I hope you're good at sex" and led me to the beach.
So a bottle of lube exploded all over my softball bag and Nike shirt.
His sex game is strong it’s like a warlord’s dick! you know what I mean?
Nope
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