I just walked into a tree. I think it's time to go home.
Scared. last time someone tried to talk me into they said it tastes like tapioca and i projectiled onto a closed window
i'm pleased to announce i can now open a bottle of wine with my shoe if called upon to do so.
I just wanna buy a tempur-pedic so i can drink in bed and not spill
Tonight we are playing Scuba-Keg. Getting keg now. I'll explain when i get home.
He went down on me and then slapped my ass saying "thanks for the confidence boost"... is this all I'm good for?
It never fails.. every time I have a dick in my mouth he calls me.
I just dropped macaroni right down my cleavage. For the sake of our future, I'm really banking on this being a turn on for you.
Lesson learned. Never get fingered on an airplane.
He just referred to his foreskin as a snuggie. Help.
His body is just chiseled out of sex. I would let that man do anything to my body. Including fuck me while my parents watch
I've got to admit, I'm a little hesitant about giving him road head. I've seen how he drives and I've seen how he acts when I give him head. A small part of me is saying this is going to end badly.
He's a huge toolbag douche loser with a below average dick who doesn't know how to treat a girlfriend. He was my rebound after Brady. It was a pitiful 1 month rebound "extravaganza"
Somehow it went from suicide to pierced nipples. I think we're good.
Good god you suck at this wake up call. Seriously. If I can, after consuming enough vodka to subdue a russian soldier, muster up enough motivation to call you in the morning and send you naked pictures the least you could do is pick up.
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