Do fat girls normaly have fat that look like a penis by their pussy?
What the hell did you do last night?!
That bus ride was like a tour of all the bushes I puked behind last night
Is it a bad thing that the only time i wear nice clothes to class, is when i get too fucked up the night before and wear the same clothes i went out in?
i cant get the smell of ass out of my nose
Good to know: if a hot girls asks to go back to my place, she probably just needs to vomit all over my bathroom
You are the sheppard guiding my vagina away from horrible decisions.
So i know you wont get this until you land, but if i'm late its cause i was having sex. being blunt and hope that explains things.
you peed off the balcony at your sisters and asked someone below to catch it with a cup
i know you're upset so i should probs be supportive but i've got nothing in that department. your life suuuuucks
I feel like he has a double life, why was he walking around at 3 am with a backpack?
I need a full description of the guy I hooked up with. I don't think I ever saw his face
he seemed brazillian..
fuck.
It wasn't a great time! You grabbed me, picked me up, and make me pee in the sink!
Wtf is this place? I don't see any alcohol and I feel like we were supposed to bring our own strippers.
The housekeeper found my huge dildo under the bathroom sink, and another in the living room. I can't get much more single than this.
He is 6'5, went to a Christian school and he's a violinist....I'm going to fuck the jesus right out of him.
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