Running into every girl no one would hook up with here at rick's. Typical.
I learned to sign I want to be on you today
Score
Deaf chicks here I come
He keeps asking where i got my clothes and accessories. i'm not sure if he wants to fuck me, or go shopping.
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
The gym has a pool
my gym membership just went from "way to get in shape" to "place to go swim when I'm high"
The grocery store is a combo of ghetto ppl complaining that the low fat chips are all that's left and hipsters trying to eat organic during the hurricane
I feel like having peed on eachother is a point in our lives we should never have gotten to...
donating our bodies to science does not justify what were doing to them.
I hate having to put a bra on before I go home cuz I have to pretend I actually went to class today
Can we just talk about how I wrote out all the stuff I had to do this week and for Thursday it says "drink and cry"? ...I don't remember putting that but it sounds like something I would do
Proudest moment of my life. Just watched a guy walk into the side of a car because I winked at him. Love these yoga pants and my hair. Fuck yes. His mouth was hanging open.
if i dont text back till morning its cause i turned my phone off and changed my password to something i wont remember to stop myself from drunk texting...RESPONSIBILITY
He stumbled out of the bathroom with his pants around his ankles yelling "tie my shooes!"
Next time I pee on a car, I'll text you.
He's a freak. Not like "freak in the bed" freak but like "eats glue in the weekends" freak.
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