? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
At what number of girls whose last names are stored in your phone book as drinking establishments does it become excessive?
The dean held back my hair as I was puking after graduation. That means so much more than a diploma and a handshake.
I just noticed that my shirt smells like coffee after eating out a Barista
Well, at least he doesn't refer to you as his associate. his mattress associate
He said he wanted to have butt sex with me and curl up with me after and just be near me. Then he passed out.
It's surprise blowjob week. You should be excited.
I'm a 23 year old adult who just ordered condoms online from Target because I'm still too embarrassed to buy them in the store.
ok NEVER tell the strippers its your birthday. i think i have to burn these clothes and take a bath in bleach
Don't do anything I wouldn't do. Thankfully for you that list does not include male models.
My hair tie broke, stole my one-night stands daughters pink sparkly one. BEST hair-tie I have ever used...
I believe you can. But if you can have rum with breakfast then do that. Definitely do that.
Being severely attracted to someone you find is your cousin just made my list of top 10 worst feelings
it wasnt that bad
you tried to climb into my fireplace while screaming TO DIAGON ALLEY! we didnt even watch harry potter. it was bad
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