I love you and miss you, which in no way dimishes how much I hate the person you turned out to be, but I still love and miss you.
I didn't go out last night, but I dreamed that I blacked out and the *CRAZY* thing I did was to eat 12 cupcakes off 12 diff plates and stack them up neatly. If I had a life, I'd hate it.
why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
If its called oral, why is it so hard to talk?
New realization: eye makeup remover takes sharpie off boobs
not allowed to tweet this cos she's following me but i definitely just got head in a stairwell of the university of chicago. wanted you all to know.
He thought the strainer was a giant bowl to puke in.
Ok, let's play "if you were a slut" again and try and retrace our steps last night..
I almost shit my pants in anger over your moral sanity.
We drove around last night shotting fireworks out the window while they had sex in the back of his car
im starting to recognize places in this city by where i have drunkenly peed in public
Idk. The last coherent text said something about $25 & dimes. And then...it's just letters...
She just shoved like three McNuggets in her mouth and started sobbing and I have no idea what's going on.
I just love that a strip club has taco Tuesday.
I did a line off of, and then danced on top of a table older than this country.
Harvard is great.
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