how to cook rice: 1. put random amount of rice and water in a pot 2. have sex on the kitchen floor. when you are done having sex the rice is ready
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
We've finally come to the understanding that as long as our conversation stays stricaly sexual, we get along.
working out is totally making me break out.. i'm doomed to forever be either a butterface or a butterbod. there is no way out.
i always knew that i'd have sex in your room, i just assumed it would be with you
But i don't feel like talking to him right now. I woke up an hour ago to a picture of his penis and I AM NOT A MORNING PERSON.
A man and his most likely hooker just bought us Taco Bell.
I'm a sociology major remember
Well that and comm
Basically you majored in how to get laid
Everyone was trying to get you to do a keg stand but you refused & instead declared you could do it yourself, crouched on the keg in your 6 inch heels, leaned over, and gave yourself one.
i made this one couple from ohio so uncomfortable that they left....and that was WHEN I HAD PANTS ON
I said no to friends with benefits because it was too much commitment
In her defense, she didn't know I had a twin brother. Plus, we're even: I banged her sister.
Verdict: uncircumcised.
my mom walked in on me eating her out, and i can never kiss my mother again.
Neighbor just came over and asked if I had anything to clean blood out of carpet... it's definitely time to move.
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