ok so i jsut did the walk of shame with this random guy that i had sex with at the hotel party, and the lady at the front desk said "wow you're just now leavin?"
I don't care if he's straight, his cock will be in my mouth by midnight. Like a closeted Cinderella.
It's a gift. Kind of like morning wood in my brain.
It's like a new game! Find out if he's circumcised without actually seeing it
whatever the appropriate amount of shots is to consider drunken acrobatics a good idea was a few less than I actually had
In your drunken glory you promised me, tongue, 12 naked pics, and 1,800 breakfasts.
Two days later and my throat is still sore. That bong is a double edged sword.
So many weird people in this class. I can practically taste their unwanted virginities. They taste bad.
i mean hes a break dancing puerto rican, how do you think the sex was?
DUDE FUCK CALL ME SHE HAS GRANDKIDS
So instead of going to meet her mom, I decided to jump out of her window which was about 1.5 stories off the ground. I'm alright, but I ended up meeting her mom anyway.
If you fold the laundry; booze and orgasms on me.
He played Harry Potter Fan Fiction videos to get me in the mood. He might be the one.
I brought her cheeseburgers and tequila but she's still mad at me.
Make a note to pack something that won't catch shell casings in your cleavage
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