lets start a swedish sibling band together
Let's go to weight watchers and eat in front of them.
you refused to come out of the bathroom until i asked you in spanish
i knew i liked her after she chugged tequila, fell down the stairs and said "oh dont worry i knew it'd be faster this way"
i dont want to stoop that low. but my dick does.
no i decided against it. savin my coke binge for finals week.
It started with jello shots. It ended with tears.
I do remember telling her that I was about to pass out soon and then hiding my pants under my bed so she couldn't take my wallet even drunk I'm thinking ahead
I now have a full length bright red cape in my possession. Best sex trophy ever.
Proudest moment of my life. Just watched a guy walk into the side of a car because I winked at him. Love these yoga pants and my hair. Fuck yes. His mouth was hanging open.
Do they sell "congrats in losing your virginity!" cards and do they come in gay?
I sign my lease Thursday, I'm about to be released back into the wild.
I'll make missing person signs.
You're a good friend.
The time stamp on this text message is reason enough alone to not leave me unsupervised
I would say don't do anything I wouldn't do, but we both know I forget about my personal safely when getting laid is on the line
He’s 21. The president of his frat. I’m 28 and have a career!
Do it. It’s a noble position.
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