susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
he was like a christmas ornament you would hang on the back of the tree....not great but still made the cut.
you were fixing your hair in the bathroom mirror and then fell backwards through the locked stall while she was in mid pee and fell on her lap.
I just found a bag of teeth...
Second night back. Go to house party and played ring of fire. Me plus five other people completely naked. College wins.. It's going to be a long semester
My google searches from last night: tetanus shot rabbit bite, Bacardi gluten free
honestly, i'm just crying in the kitchen naked and eating salsa
You used the best tools you had at your disposal.
Slutty, slutty tools.
WHEN DID YOU SAY YOU COME BACK BC I GOT INVITED TO A KEG WAR PARTY
Boobs have been pretty central in my life somehow lately which makes me question if I am truly gay
We cuddled after till the morning. Then he woke up sober... and straight.
This country song on the radio just had a rap break. What. No. Why.
This is like the fourth time this month I've woken up hungover in someone's backyard
Um, just removed my insulin from the fridge so that I could fit our case in there. Tell me, who has their priorities straight? THIS GIRL.
Can I come over?
Sorry I gave up dick for lent. Hit me up on Good Friday tho
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