Is it wrong to scream your own name when about to bust?
Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
My husband just tried to seduce me by saying we can do it doggystyle so you can watch tv
she says it's "been amazing lately"
i think basically because i hate her so much i'm trying to break her in half
THAT'LL be a good time.
and i don't know why my phone always capitalizes that word.
I dont wanna date her. I just wanna be able to run a blacklight over her face and prove ownership.
Im already sauced. Have been for hours. Its kinda my thing.
Maury Povich's contact info is in our database at work...i should steal it right?
Next time we go to the river, we nominate you to flash people for free booze. Your tits are the biggest.
She's the barista slut.
Sorry girl, my dick is like a rollercoaster. You only get a picture after you ride
There's just something about a dollar tree pregnancy test that screams THIS WASNT PLANNED!
But life is now good. Well, not good, good would be not wearing the penis hat with the extended family of the boy I just cheated on, but as good as it's going to get today
In complete seriousness I think I am the highest person on earth
Nah, he's definitely here somewhere. Whether he survived the night or not is your problem, but I'm pretty sure he's around.
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