The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
Im wearin a dollar bill hat and tgkin a big girl home. Lifi is gmwnd
Someone's playing Limp Bizkit out loud on the train. I think the decade reset it self.
We've been fucking since Friday.... This is the most committed non-committed relationship I've ever been in
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Nah, I'm just going to keep fucking him until he realizes we're perfect for each other.
We all know tonight is going to end like every other night with you. drunk, pantless and confused. Dont try to switch things up.
WHY IS EVERY MAN IN THIS CITY GAY? IS IT SO BAD TO WANT TO BE TREATED LIKE A PIECE OF SHIT BY A REALLY HOT STRAIGHT MAN FOR A NIGHT?
Do you think i can prewrite an apology on friday and leave it vague enough to just finish on sunday?
My stomach literally has no contents left. Tequila cleanse=success.
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after further investigation i found out he's a little bit married..
Would you judge me if I made John grow a bush while he is in Cancun so he doesn't cheat on me?
Classic dick move. Breaking up your buddies 3-some by coming into his room and doing the Harlem Shake.
The inflatable penis from those pics was mine... We broke him that night
MEG JUST LICKED A DRAIN PIPE. DAVE PUNCHED MATT IN THE THROAT. ALL BOUNDARIES ARE DOWN. I REPEAT. ALL BOUNDARIES ARE DOWN.
We keep making plans but he keeps getting arrested. Such a tease
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