Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
I wish Michael J Fox could read me bedtime stories
He could rock you to sleep
make sure to take notes today. there is a guy in a wheelchair who might be getting a DUI from a cop on horseback. I'm gonna see this through.
so i havent checked yet but im almost positive that my left ass cheek is bruised. any idea what happened last night.
what the fuck man? i was JUST texting you the same thing. FUCK
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There are bud lights poping out of the zipper of my overnight bag and my dildo almost fell out in the elevator. not professional
your dad made us margaritas and breakfast on the morning. I think it's safe to say he relives his glory days through us
Just walked in on my older brother getting a bj. He told the girl to "keep going" and then attempted to high five me
Today is leap day..... If that's not an excuse to blackout all day I don't know what is
hey, you wanna get together over coffee or something?
is this code for 'i just got broke up with and i need a sympathy dicking'?
how did you know?
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He is full of southern hospitality and I want to be full of him.
HE'S LICKING FROSTING OFF OF THE EIGHTEEN YEAR OLD BOY
But really- as the voice of your vagina I am BEGGING you to do it. If not for yourself than for your poor innocent puss
Apparently we carried the stove upstairs. I Woke up with it in my room.
I still maintain we were not that drunk......
Dude, Dimensionally it doesn't even fit in that stairway! We might have to knock a wall out to get it back down!
His wife just cheated on him for the third time. I'm his first extra-marital fling, that makes it ok, right? You know to keep karma balanced in the universe
Your logic is flawless...
It started off with wine and ended up with me in only my pearls and heels. It was about the classiest sexual experience I've ever had.
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