You really coming over, don't trick.
It's Friday. Sex?
just saw Chris Hanson on the street. looked immediately around for video cameras. why is that my immediate reaction?
I yelled "Coming in hot." before penetrating. Im pretty sure she loved it.
I'm in new territory... I've never had to convince a guy to let me give him head as an apology.
I swear if his heart was half the size of the cum stains he's left on my sheets we would have the perfect relationship
Land Before Time marathon. we drink every time littlefoot almost eats a treestar.
If this wasn't a work function my tits would be out already.
Someone had written "Boxmonsterette" on the bathroom wall and I just knew you'd been here.
I just got the two most enjoyable things in life in one... Weed delivered in bubble wrap.
Do you remember the bathroom attendant when he put out his hand for a tip and you gave him a high five?
i just drunk stumbled into my home... to figure out that we moved 2 weeks ago..
He finished and he wasn't even totally hard. He actually came without a boner.
HOW IS THAT EVEN POSSIBLE.
just licked the cheese off a burger. that high.
really enjoying the fact I don't remember how the staff party ended. feel like I need to shame drink today
feel at noon?
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