The bar is filled with bros right now. Sucks I had to pay $5 to find that out.
It was like what a highfive between zeus and Jesus would sound like
Even though he is humpbacked he is really good in bed.
we were fucking and all I could think about is how my silly bands were glowing in the dark.
Just sold a bike on craig's list for 4 four lokos and a 40. How bad do you miss college?
that's not even the weird part though. he already knew where the bathroom was, he might have been here before..
Yeah I made some freshmen feed me oddles of noodles and I passed out
When one is stoned and browsing online dating profiles all men sound like serial killers.
That would make regret #10
He was more like the original regret
This morning was so rough I can't even. I was cutting up vegetables for my omelet on the floor. THE FLOOR. I sat on the floor because I felt like I was gonna vom.
I never forget a pussy, even blackout me gives me that memory.
I'm not snubbing your weed I just had a really important rack of ribs to get home to
I masterbated poison ivy onto my penis, it hasn't been this upset with me since the Take one for the team fiasco of 02.
Got so drunk last night I kinda sent a super on point sext to his kid sister...say a prayer man
im just letting you know I walked in on you with four different guys last night. a. you were all naked. b. they're all roommates
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