3:38a: you guys up to anything right now?
Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
omg i forgot michael madsen was in free willy this is the most epic movement of my stoned life
You watched "From Justin to Kelly" and sang along to more than half of the songs. I didn't know whether to laugh or to be insanely frightened that you knew almost all the lyrics.
Why do you keep getting laid in MY dreams
I think we need to find a happy medium between fried food and dicks. This could end badly.
The higher i get, the less gay he looks, and the more i want to make out with him. This is dangerous.
We're about to go to a party titled 'Night of 1000 Jello Shots".
If you wake up soonish don't worry. I took your dog to burger king and now we're going to see some nice girls.
Everyone is now just referring to it as "the night Hannah couldn't get laid" so needless to say you didn't miss much
We need to do something soon. I need like 4,000 beers and a cigarette.
Woke up on the couch with one cowboy boot on and a hat over my crotch. God bless texas.
Didn't want to waste the cheese dust from the white cheddar popcorn, so I gave him a handjob, followed by the most delicious blowjob ever. Win-win.
I ate her out in the bathroom and she did my makeup. Man i love being a lesbian
George Washington did not fight for our freedom just to have people shit themselves all night