Teenaged girls are God's best work and the Devil's best tool. Remember that my friend.
she needs to go suck a dildo, because she isn't worth a dick
Are you seriously drinking already? It's 11AM. Still morning.
I'm going by McDonald's time. And since they stop serving breakfast at 10:30 and start serving lunch, it is now afternoon.
even iPhones love lady gaga. everytime I type haha it trys to correct it to gaga. this is bullshit...
You stuck your head out the window to puke and got hit with a mailbox.
Are you really this nice or are you just trying to get in my pants?
Both?
So the bar isnt gonna put that broken window on my tab. appaerently they want cash
Meanwhile I am sitting on the couch with a 32 ounce rum and coke trying to decide if I'm too drunk to go get french fries.
On the bright side I still get a $20 referral bonus at the plasma center even though he passed out during donation because he was so high.
He turned me into a screamer. Guess I'm really not a lesbian.
I'm turning into an adult here.
Adults touch each other's special zones.
she walked through the crowd, completely naked, slapped a pool attendant in the face and stole the towel he was carrying. she used it to dry her hair.
I'm not saying I love you. I never said I love you. I said that if earth blew up like Krypton you'd be the only person I would like to have inside me when our bodies burn up in a fiery inferno
The waxing lady fingered me during my brazilian. 40 dollars well spent
Do dollar stores sell vibrators?
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