she didnt even puke last nite, shes finally hit champion status. i think im in love
THE most awkward situation I have EVER been in
Also, I just threw up a little in my mouth and had to act like everything was totally fine.
It's more exciting when they aren't single....and even better when you have to pretend that you just slept with their roommate while trying to do the walk a shame as their girlfriend comes marching into the apt.
Im not the least bit jealous of the life you lead.
Bristol Palin says: Remember to use protection
Do you think my parents will accept my drinking habits more if I told them I like to drink every night because I take good shits the next morning?
if you really think there are plastic pots safe for the stove i fear for your future landlords.
Just think of all the blizzard sex people are having right now
She showed me her tits and my first thought was "I want these to feed my future children." I'm scared.
I look like i have multiple stab wounds in my foot and there are footprints from the elevator to my room. What happened?
Thanks for bringing me tea/a bucket. You have earned yourself a face touch.
Just had to double check that I had pants on. THAT kind of weekend.
Taking care of a girl who just peed on my floor so tonight is not a good night for sex
I just used my citation as a bookmark. Want a beer?
Thanks for duct tapping my dick to my leg while I was passed out. I could only aim straight down. I stood on your bed. Have a nice day at work!
He just fucked me into paralysis. can't feel my hands or face.
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