you dont want to live with me, im always naked, a chronic masturbator, a bit of a voyeur and will likely touch you while you sleep. ps- i can pick locks
i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
There is no way he is gay with that hair.
I have on cowboy boots and a ten gallon hat. I'd say I'm a little past tipsy
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My biology professor just used the phrase "dick fairy" in a sentence. No, it didn't make more sense in context.
i'm sorry i gave your brother a handjob while you were on the blanket next to us, but to be fair your back was turned.
dude, I feel like I need to get my gf's roommate a gift. something that says, sorry you walked in on me getting blown. suggestions?
Guys with values who care about your personality don't cum on your back the 2nd time they you sleep with you.
I miss you too. And it was nice meeting your brother while I was mounting you
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spending today hungover and untagging myself from all the pictures of me kissing girls so grandma doesnt have a heart attack. how was your new years?
I'm gonna call it the Reunion Tour. Hooked up with two different ex girlfriends in one day...
I find it weird that you'll let me in your vagina, but not your house
a homeless man let us know that my friend was asleep in the bushes outside my house on main street. So just a small get together.
Molly I still can't believe u puked in that guys hands and still got laid
learning about efficiency and effectiveness in an administration seminar. real world application: walking across the street to the pub on break to shotgun a beer.
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