one might say we're banned from that church
you were definitelymotorboating random chicks as they walked out of the bar. just like, down the line. you kept yelling "Motor Boats for everyone!!!!"
Im def. not watching the CMAs. If Kanyes not gonna be there whats the point?
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
I don't know how it happened, one minute we were talking about Huck Finn, the next minute I was blowing him behind the corner of his apartment building.
Apparently she saw two women get in a slapping match over a comforter at target yesterday. She said it was awesome. Clearly I take after her.
Got him to take a shot from the drip pan on the George Forman. He's gone now.
see these eyes, they just want to bone and go to sleep.
dude my grandma just called my dealer. How does this shit happen to me
Oddly enough I feel totally fine now. Clonazapam and red bull the breakfast of champions.
apparently while i was high i thought that putting a dinosaur temporary tattoo on my inner thigh would keep me from taking my pants off and having sex with him...
...it didn't...
I just smoked a bowl alone and took my Zyrtec here's to a full night.
Not sure if your roommate speaks German while sleeping, or if she woke up, figured out we were fucking, and used German to swear at us.
Cover your peen. We're going out.
Hey mike is locked out, sleeping on the common room couch, no idea where his pants are nor does he know where he is. When you get this let him in? And let me know ur alive too!
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