Wooohooo! I'm sitting in the car like a creep watching people walk in and out of Blush. Lots of happy people.
If it were my dying wish, would you come over 2nite 2 save me?:):):) wana come anyways?
we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
i'm sleeping with myself tonight because i remember my name and i won't regret it in the morning. sorry.
Sundresses, hats, and big glasses. That is the greatest trick the devil ever taught women.
me texting you is like we have secret walkie talkies.
He said he got a lot of action last night. I asked how much? And he said he got to see down her shirt. Freshmen never cease to amaze me.
He said he only likes girls with a sense of humor, after he took his pants off I understood why
Dude id rather jerk off w a fist full of bee's than deal with that girl that never stops talking.
Also, my aunt grabbed my phone and downloaded the scriptures. Apparently I need Jesus.
Your friend gave me you're number. I was the guy locked behind the book shelf.
I think you have the wrong number, but I hope you escaped your library-prison?
Men are too sensitive. They need to learn to handle me.
He sent me a pic and then I suffered dick amnesia about the rest of that
He updated Facebook... "Got a new phone today." WHAT ABOUT THE FUCKING KID YOU HAD?!
I'm currently hiding from this horrific thing that we call adulthood. If anyone needs me, I'll be smoking a bowl in the bouncy house.
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