You know you think of me naked too
Not since I found Jesus
Jesus knows you're telling a lie.
Jesus stopped reading my text messages when I started drunk texting boys to hookup
New drinking game watching teenage mutant ninja turtles movie and drinking every time raphael says damn, someone says april or ms oneil, and shredder appears And every time we see a mustache
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
I woke up this morning with a hospital armband on containing all the information off my fake i.d. WTF did we do last night!?!?
Our cab driver just admitted to beating up kids in the 60's who didn't smoke pot...
I know shes my ex. And I know she punched me in the face and stole my car to go get drunk. But it's the best sex I've ever had.
You're sick. Take pictures if you can.
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
I'm back here naked if anyones wondering
You said something about how beautiful my pockets were, then walked away.
Yes talking about pockets is classic me.
How drunk is she?
She's trying to French braid the dogs hair, there's no stopping her
I'm slowly starting to accept that you have to be a sociopath to be attracted to me
He just seemed to happy to be having sex with me that it ruined the mood for me. I just wanted to punch him.
you were so high you just watched the elf.... its spring
She’s fine. Found her in the bathtub eating Cheerios and watching Rugrats on an iPad.
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