Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
Im telling you now. Hang out with winning football players and you get whatever the hell you want. Sorry to wake you. But its important knowledge.
I can't tell whether I'm throwing up blood or licorice.
you were so high that you made a 14 page PowerPoint on why Santa would beat Peter pan in a fight.
and I must say, you were very persuasive
I think the imperative here is that I literally knocked down a sorority house with the force of my dick.
I'm puking to John Mayor, save me. Or at least change it to somethong beyyt
did we cross streams again? the only thing I remember is seeing a dick
So we just left her at the hospital. She is not ruining my Monday night
Thats gotta be it. Also just found out that the fireworks will fit in the airsoft pistols...we are all gonna die
We HAVE another bedroom, it's not like I was gunna chain you into the closet. Often.
Went to night shots with Kayla... she punched this guy and I got his friends number. Not sure if she's the best or worst wingman ever.
Got an egg Mcmuffin combo, and put the hash brown in the sandwich. That level of hungover
The main motivators in my life are my sex drive and spite
I masterbated poison ivy onto my penis, it hasn't been this upset with me since the Take one for the team fiasco of 02.
Have you ever looked at someone and thought…oh honey, you're too pretty for an ankle monitor
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