I had a good time, probably would have a bigger headache today if you were in town.
the line runs infront of fredricks of hollywood. it's like gamestop is showing me how pathetic I am.
Eric and I got kicked off of karaoke last night. Apparently, singing about masturbation to the tune of "A Whole New World" is not appropriate and definitely frowned upon by the DJ.
id like to point out that while i was just peeing a condom fell out of my vag.
how do I tell the students with a crush on me, that yes, I am open to receiving blowjobs in exchange for grades?
we were boning in the bathroom when her boyfriend came upstairs. I wish i could remember what happened next more clearly, because it had to have been hilarious
It was like watching porn, except it was in real life, and it was starring two of your best friends.
Trial is expected to last a fucking week if I get chosen.
To be fair, you are the kind of person I want to be on the jury when I inevitably end up in front of one.
somehow I feel like "adventures with cocaine and molly" wouldn't be an appropriate "How I Spent My Spring Break" essay topic.
You're telling me he never had to ask for a blow job and he STILL broke up with you? I call bullshit on that one.
Stop confusing me with every girl you know that doesn't like sex.
How was your night?
I spent a lot of money and drank a lot of booze. Also was part of a successful search party
Dude I am a waste of space, I just febreezed myself so I could go out and get lunch
I'm sitting naked on my bathroom floor and it remind me of us.
That's my way of saying I miss you
i just ran butt naked down the hall and someone highfived me. i love college.
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