dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
We're hooking up, I have a toothbrush at her place, and yet on leaving her apartment a minute ago we said goodbye with a hi five. WTF?
You're upset about this?
ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
Well that's not true. She had two social skills. She kept them in her bra
Just passed a Taco Bell Taco Supreme, still in its wrapper, laying in the grass. I'd like a moment of silence.
May it rest in peace.
Wow, I just sneezed gum out of my nose. Wonder how long that's been up there.
BAHHAHHAHHAHAHHA SOME ASS IS BIYING NE DRHBKS. DRUBK
I'm having a staring contest with a raccoon.
Where the hell are you
He's winning.
He only dropped the Russian accent after we started having sex.
so I am that guy with the red solo cup in class. someone has to step it up.
Are you still going to come over for your post Alcoholics Anonymous beer?
I want to just live in between your butt cheeks.
I thought if I bought the most expensive pregnancy test I would look like I had my life together
you put your keys in the fridge so you wouldn't forget your yoohoo
you're now officially the 3000 mile booty call. congrats.
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