he was fingering me to the beat of a lady gaga song. new high? new low? i don know, but i came, so whatever.
i have no idea who im with but someones making meatballs. im going to stay.
yeah, it's no longer just 'day drinking' when it's 5pm and you're knocking over fruit displays at fresh market
Do you want the really bad news or the bad news? Or do you want it in chronological order?
He started crying and showing me pictures of his ex. she was really pretty. It's an honor to have shared a penis with her.
he was holding the bottle like a running back yelling for security and the national guard as he was being tackled
It's my first ever "i'm sorry for my excessive drug use" hand turkey. And I think it's pretty boss.
Getting my nails done with Diana... I'm going for the keep your friends close and the girl who's dating the guy you want to fuck closer
I rolled over and my thoughts became words and I said "oh fuck not you again" he didn't think that was too kind and asked me to leave
You fell asleep mid blowjob with my vibrator in your HAND. So no, I will not bring you pizza.
You came in last night, ate an entire avocado in silence, and then told me I should never accept rides from strangers. Not sure I even want to know what happened to you last night!
He deserves someone who will touch his penis at 3 a.m.
I was lying I actually don't, I hope a reindeer shitted in her bed
U just kept yelling her vagina wasn't a priority bc u had a bowl of cheerios calling your name
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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