I cont stop tolking in a british axsent
Is my tampon string too long for this dress?
You covered in salsa con queso would take care of all of my cravings right now
he used the word "rubber" i just couldn't do it after that.
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in retrospect, i probably shouldn't have referred to his dick as "travel size"
Of course it's dangerous. Why else would they hire us after we failed the drug test?
You wrote me a letter and I cannot make out anything you wrote except the last sentence which says "tell the wolf ill meet him at sunset and that I'm sorrry"
Yes, he does have a boomerang dick. No matter how many times I throw it away, it keeps coming right back and winds up hitting me in the head.
I was sat at the table waiting with a glass of wine reading my book and the hotel staff gave me a goldfish in a bowl and said 'heres your date for the night' !
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You got this. You survived the RA last semester (granted you almost got arrested but still.)
its 3am and I'm taking a bubble bath, this is what taking a day off work at 30 looks like
Pretty sure my first birthday present will be a pic of an 18-year-old's cock. And I am OK with that
you said something about joining a k-pop band before passing out topless on the trampoline.
The stripper started talking about murdering people....that lapdance turned dark.....
we went to go have morning sex and I said “I was gonna put my mouth on it but you need to shower”#ruinedthemoment
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