i'd like someone to explain to me why my clothes are all sticky. including my fanny pack. yes, this is a mass text.
Why do I feel like I used to feel when I almost got caught looking at porn when I get caught looking at facebook at work
I would say a second date is not looking likely, I acciedentally bit his penis. it's still bleeding 43 minutes later.
u got into a flexing contest with a dude in bathroom in the mirror at the club
Well, let me tell you, it was the most vivid sex dream I've ever had. More so than the Paris Hilton one I had in 05. And about as weird.
I've done nothing but whore my gay ex bf out for the past 48 hours. It's getting weird.
Afraid I'm about to get arrested. Complicated situation but not a joke. If I do not text again that all is clear within 90 minutes kindly begin bail process. I have the cash to repay as soon as I get home. Details later.
They left me stranded on the side of the road with a table and five gallons of water. They said it was all I really needed to survive. People are staring
Maybe he meant to say like I love fucking you? But just forgot the fucking part.. That's what I'm telling myself.
Whatever. I'm just trying to get my dick sucked while taking online harmonica lessons
whatever the appropriate amount of shots is to consider drunken acrobatics a good idea was a few less than I actually had
That freshman guy that keeps trying to hook up with me just saved someone's life ... Should I reconsider?
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
He's the first boyfriend I wouldn't cheat on. This is a really big deal for me
We need to stop calling him that. I definitely said “Fuck me harder Swizzle Dick“ while we were doing it and it got weird
He should appreciate that I recommend that corkscrew cock of his! I’m getting him laid
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