school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
suntimes in life you find a rare opportunity, mine was bonin my gf in front of the tv
I had it in my eyebrows, my bangs, under one eye, and across both cheeks. Congratulations on the successful and elusive warpaint cumshot.
no, no, no. omg. i said i wanted a SANDWICH! not a picture of your dick. damn cant you read? SANDWICH! now im blinded. great job.
Carry on my wayward bro, there'll be beer when you get low. lay your neon tank to rest, dont you rage no more.
Hey could you buy me 2 bottles of arbor mist? I'm trying to get laid tonight
At no time is it ever okay for my doctor to compliment my tattoos, when giving me a physical exam.......
If you put those two in a room together it'd be like a Taylor Swift fantasy and an Adele nightmare just licking faces
Is it morally wrong to give today's hookup a Krispy Kreme from yesterday's hookup or is it just fat love?
My morning started with my mom giving me the number for a substance abuse councellor. How's your day going?
That's why my New Years resolution was no more blondes. They're all bad news
I haven't listened to news as I've been having lesbian sex all night. Anything new?
I'm sittin in my Hawaiian shorts watching the office eating cold asparagus. wow do I suck when you're not here.
I want to ride that like one of the Horsemen of the Apocalypse- with bourbon in hand and without mercy.
I'm literally watching a webcam of the Vegas strip right now and it is making me sad.
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