I can hear the grilled cheese talking to me. "Let me in there!" they wanna get inside me
So right when I was pulling her underwear off with my teeth, she told me, "Stick your penis in my 'nanners." Needless to say, there was no penis-'nanner interaction.
This threesome is so guaranteed that dinner feels like a charade
4 feet of snow. teaching the cats how to snow swim. throwing them off the porch and seeing what happens.
It took me 6months to figure out that he only had one testicle.
But on the up side she uprooted a whole peony plant from the hotel downtown and said, "I brought you flowers"
Another Sunday, another 100 chicken nuggets
my mom just walked in on me in the shower doing the "ass hair shave" pose.
She has an inverted nipple. She told to play with the normal one until the other one pops up.
3 for 3 on getting girls who say "yolo" at the bar to have anal. Not the motto I live by, but it has changed my life.
Erry day erry day!
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
I almost wanna stick a tampon in and sneeze bent over to see if it actually shoots out
I had a dream involving the worlds smallest pony, an asphalt volcano, and jimi hendrix. Never smoking 3 bowls before bed again
Sorry I missed your call earlier. I was getting high with my high school band teacher.
There's a big ass bed, hella ecstasy, and I can guarantee you'll regret every second that you remember.
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