Unmistakable female orgasm noises coming from upstairs shower
She must've brought a toy -- seriously doubt that he's up to the task
i keep myself tagged when other girls look bad/ugly so i look better
as veruca salt said, "i want it now!"
uhh im not your indulgent father, stoned and im in the middle of making tacos. right now, tacos win
Dude, 1 prime defect in the snuggie- you can't fuck someone discreetly under a snuggie. No way no how
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i woke up this morning next to my toilet covered in an attempt to make blanket of toilet paper
the last thing i remember is ordering pitchers of white russians....
I DONT WANT TO PLUS I THINK I FLUSHED MY KEYS DOWN THE TOILET WHILE I WAS PEEING
I just saw a wasted dude crawl out of the road at 2 in the afternoon. Big question- still drunk from the weekend or hitting the soju already?
Ok fuckface listen up and listen good. 1.calling dibs on a chick out of your league is like applying for a job with a highlight video 2. dont fucking ski down the stairs again 3. if you do, put it on your highlight video
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HOW DO YOU GET TO BE A GROWN-UP AND NOT KNOW WHAT A DECADE IS!?
And he came all over himself. At least he didn't ruin my new lulus.
Actually though that could've been bad.
this night just went from meh to biblical thanks to drunk naked yahtzee
Just seen a chubby version of you. Nearly kidnapped her. Perfect woman
I smell like a skunk, but I'm okay with that.
Holy shit dude........stairs
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