its good she wears the same dress to all the weddings so we can track how fat she's really gotten
so glad i banged her when she was skinny
how do u look a man in the eye when u own both his daughters V-Cards?
i was watching some porn this morning and i realized i am blessed with a truly beautiful vagina
Fuck him tonight for the both of us. We're still tag-teaming in spirit.
the can pyramid on my head actually reached a decent height before I moved.
wait a second. did i just remember you the other night referring to your tits as tia and tamara.....
We fist bumped behind their backs while drunk hooking up with them... Do other girls do this too? Or is it just us?
pooping with feet up on an ottoman about level with the toilet is nice
Whatever. I just smoked another bowl so I don't care and wow I just noticed how fast my thumb moves when I text. I'm amazing.
Turns out he's old enough to be my dad. I'm so excited. I've never had a sugar daddy before. What should I ask for first!? Want anything?
He is stood at the top of the stairs nursing the stolen cat
We're having Wednesday-night goat-night at the bar.
It's hard to explain...
Feel better punkin. Your balls will be gently resting on my forehead in no time
Like I blink, and he's face first in my vagina.
he invited me over. we listened to jazz, smoked weed, then cerebrally fucked each other over a three hour game of chess
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